Here we go again. Another dog bite. Can you believe this is my second dog bite? That makes two bullets that I have taken for my dog.
Although in both cases, I would like to be clear and state my dog’s innocence.
The following names of these teeth grinding assailants, have been modified to a last name initial to protect the owner's integrity.
Case#1
Attacker’s name: Rufus G.
Breed: German Sheppard
Sex: Male
Proximity of wound: surrounding area of right knee cap
Wound Healing time: Forever
Attacker’s owner: Victim's friend’s dog
Victim’s side of the story:
Victim was leaving friends home after an afternoon chat. Escorting victim out of the front door of house, friend forgets to close the door entirely. (Hello..oo , First red flag.)
As the victim walked over to untie her dog against the side of her friends house, the assailant, Rufus G , pushed his nose against the front door and glided in between the front door and it’s frame escaping. As Rufus G approached the victim’s dog , Indiana Jones, a flying fur frenzy of aggression took place. The victim being right smack in the middle, was knocked down by assailant Rufus G. and in a slow motion, (visual) Chariot of Fire moment, the mandibulas of
Rufus G., took a bite perforating the victims favorite low rider wool pants purchased at “Barneys” of New York, (not that this piece of information is important to this deposition, but still, a painful retail lost), and inserted it’s teeth into the victim’s knee area causing damage .
End of story.
Case #2
Attacker’s name: Clara C.
Accessory to crime: Sophie C.
Breed: little four legged aggressive yapping hot dog and Cocker Spaniel
Sex: both females
Proximity of wound: underneath right side calve , several inches above left side of ankle area.
Wound healing time: Don’t ask. It’s only day 7.
Attacker’s owner: One of my across the street neighbor’s (not saying which one)
Victim’s side of the story:
While walking her dog, Indiana Jones , victim's neighbor in typical Argentine oblivion*, was pulling out of her driveway with the gates wide open, (Duh! First red flag) when her two dogs, one Clara C .and Sophie C.(cocker spaniel) grabbed an opportunity of freedom from their usual fenced in prison bars and escaped to the street ( Really ?!! , Duh #2) and like two bats out of hell, pounced on the victims dog. Victim immediately let go of the leash to distance herself from this violent ménage et toi . As victim stepped back, victim's dog Indiana Jones and Sophie C. continued their dominating dispute.
Meanwhile, , Clara C. remained behind with the victim and for no good reason other than to make the victims life miserable, took a chunk of the victims Cuban /American leg meat for a quick snack.
End of story.
My spritual seeking question is:
Where is the “Dog Whisperer” when you need him?
I openly challenge the dog guru himself, the maestro of dog trainers,the honorable Cesar Millan to train a Cordobes dog. Of course, with complimentary accommodations at 279 Boutique Bed+Breakfast. How about it Cesar?!!!
*you mean , other people besides me exist?
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